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How You Know You’re Dead, Part 3 February 18, 2006

Posted by Yvonne in Distinctions.
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What is it about this conversation? Seems there’s still more to see about how un-alive life can be …

  • You are easy to get along with in a quiet, boring kind of way.
  • You break no taboos.
  • You no longer feel doomed.
  • You are in total control of yourself.
  • You confuse movement with action.
  • You think saying something communicates.
  • You are holding the bag, your horses, onto your hat, and other relatively useless things.
  • You don’t cooperate.
  • You employ a kind of rigor that is mortifying vs. enlivening or empowering.
  • You cuss very little.
  • You have lots of average days, one after the other.
  • You gave up all the roles in your play.
  • You don’t get cast in dramas, tragedies or comedies, only melodramas and soap operas that endlessly repeat.
  • You can’t tell what story you’re in.
  • You miss your entrances and exits and frequently bungle your lines.

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